Sunday, April 8, 2012

No Sunday Paper

This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all of you who know seniors,
and to all of you who will become seniors.

The irate customer calling the newspaper office
loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

"Madam," said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered
until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".
There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition
as she was heard to mutter,..."Well, shit, that explains why no one was at church either."