Weather warmed a little the past few days. Melted the snow a little. We are supposed to have some freezing drizzle and a little snow tomorrow. Bring it on! Not much I can do about it. Got good books to read, a few inside projects to do, and a couple of new seed catalogs to look at, so I am set.
Lesson for the day' mostly for the benefit of my female friends:
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME …
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known…...
ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
God Bless all, have a good week and keep all others in your prayers---johnnyb
LOL Love the reindeer theory. Quite right too - women do most of the work at Christmas time!
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