Friday, February 8, 2013

The Ninja applicants

We have kind of been under the weather this week..Both of us has the good old crud.  Haven't felt much like posting anything.  I did come across this cute story and thought I would pass it along.

The mighty Emperor had lost his trusty and most beloved Ninja. He sent word out through the lands for a new one. Three Ninjas responded: a Chinese Ninja, an African Ninja, and a Jewish Ninja. He took the Chinese Ninja into a room, and opened a small box. A fly flew out and the Ninja went "whish" with his sword a the fly was in two pieces. "Fine, fine", said The emperor and called in the African. He once again opened the box, a fly flew out and the Ninja went "Whish, whish" with his sword, and the fly was in four pieces. "Fine,Fine", said the emperor and called in the Jewish Ninja. He opened up the box, a fly flew out and the Ninja went "whish" with his sword and the fly kept flying around. "What does that show that you can do. The fly is still flying around?"
Without a moments hesitation the Jewish Ninja said, "Circumcision"!

2 comments:

  1. Feel better, this stuff is going around all over the place.

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